First Podcast

Hey everyone it’s Cat welcome to my podcast; Today I’m going to teach you how to avoid seeing someone when you’re out in public. We all know what it’s like to have an awkward encounter with someone out in public, maybe they were an ex lover, maybe its that guy you drunkenly hooked up with at that party, you know the one with the douchey spiked hair and muscle tee shirt and at first when he was talking to you you were like ehh no thank you but then by the end of the night even everyone’s paired off and he’s the only one left and you’re just like ah what the hell but then you wake up in a strange room and you have to sneak very very quietly as to not wake him so you don’t have to make awkward conversation yeah that’s the kind of person we’re trying to avoid. So here’s some tips on how to do it; Step 1: Avoid common areas like the dining hall, eventually you’ll have to eat so make sure you go at very obscure time. If in the event of being spotted remain calm, predators can smell fear. Sit as far away as possible and avoid eye contact, maybe even slam your head into your food so they can’t see your face. Whatever you need to do just try to be subtle about it. Another good tip is to know this person’s schedule, remember the art of avoiding a person also includes stalking their every move so you can make sure not to be there. You need to have tabs on this person at all times Sometimes you can go the alternate route and completely change your appearance maybe dye your hair or gain 200 pounds or even change your gender! these are just a few simple simple solutions but there are many others i hope this helped thanks for listening